Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

You all saw him - he had a gun.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.