I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.