Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.