Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.