The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.