It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
Bill HicksTo me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
Bill HicksSupreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.
Bill HicksIt's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.
Bill Hicks