Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.