I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.