I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it