I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.