I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.