I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.