I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?