I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.