The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.