Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

All governments are lying cocksuckers.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?