Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.