What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.