What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.