not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.