I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.