Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

All governments are lying cocksuckers.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?