Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.