People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defence every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world,which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, not one, we could, as one race, explore outer space together in peace forever