People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.