I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
Bill HicksA Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
Bill HicksThey believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."
Bill HicksThe American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
Bill HicksIs it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
Bill HicksToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.
Bill Hicks