How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.