I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!