I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here.