I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.