The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!
How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.
Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.