That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?