Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.