That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.