How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.