How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.