It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.