We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?