Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.