Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.