Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.