Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.