Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

All governments are lying cocksuckers.

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

You all saw him - he had a gun.