Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.