Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.