I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
Bill HicksI'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?
Bill Hicks