The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

You are the imagination of yourself.

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.