I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, "I did it! Hey!"

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.