Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.
Bill HicksYou know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."
Bill HicksTo me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
Bill HicksOh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
Bill HicksI was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.
Bill Hicks