Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.