Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'