In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.