In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.