In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.