In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.