I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.