I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?