All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.