Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.

The politicians are no prizes, but the people are even worse, they're so ill-informed. I never understand the pushback when I say people are stupid.

The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.