Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

It somehow became an article of faith on the right that Obama is the most extreme president in American history. Although, when they say that, I think what they really mean is...he's black.

The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.

Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest.

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

It's going to be Perry, it's going to be Romney...It's sort of a battle for the soul of the Republican Party - and they have no soul, but the space where a soul would be.