Men are only as loyal as their options.

It somehow became an article of faith on the right that Obama is the most extreme president in American history. Although, when they say that, I think what they really mean is...he's black.

That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car.

You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time".

I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.