The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain.

There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don't get a vote.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

I hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of?

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.