The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain.

What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.

Let us not become so tolerant that we tolerate intolerance.

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can't possibly fight back.

I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.