Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It's just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

Talk to women who've ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he'd have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.