Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It's just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen.

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake.

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

I want to always be an interloper. I never want to feel like I'm a guy who is embraced by the people who are putting me on the air. I want to feel like I broke into the studio and took over and made them mad. If I'm not doing that, I'm not doing my job.

If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.

The Republicans proved they are not the party of 'no.' They're the party of 'f**k, no!'

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.