Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'

The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?

Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks.

I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.