Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'
Bill MaherWhen consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.
Bill MaherAs a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.
Bill MaherI love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.
Bill MaherThey are having a panel look into the intelligence failures in Iraq. It is a seven-person panel and it will include Senator John McCain, but the findings from this panel will not be issued until after the election. President Bush says the commission can go off and report back in a year, you know, the same way it works in the Texas National Guard.
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