It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an "elite" class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.