So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.