You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!

I'd hate to have a kid like me.

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

If you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well.

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?