I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.
I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!