It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.