I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.