Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

Scientific Progress goes boink?

Mothers are the necessity of invention.