I chose to tell the story visually, so that anyone of any age, from any country, could understand it.

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.