My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.