Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.

What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.