Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.

I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.

Don't work out, work in.