Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.