I'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.