A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
Billy ConnollyI've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
Billy ConnollyWhat always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
Billy ConnollyThe great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Billy Connolly