Never trust anybody with only one book.
Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folksingers.
Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.