[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.
Billy ConnollyHonestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"
Billy ConnollyI'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.
Billy Connolly