Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born; nowhere! It's over!

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.