The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

Never trust people who've only got one book.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!