The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.

A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.

When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.

The more you know the less the better.

Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.