I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.

I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.