I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.

If you give people a chance, they shine.

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

The more you know the less the better.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

I'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.